I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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