Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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