And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Mom said you looked used
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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