At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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