Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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