Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
nutella sex= disaster
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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