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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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