You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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