it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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