I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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