Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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