I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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