I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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