no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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