My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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