i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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