Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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