do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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