you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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