Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
COCAINE IS GR8
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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