on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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