That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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