Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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