Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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