im about as happy as oj after his trial
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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