Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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