I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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