Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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