I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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