their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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