David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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