I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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