I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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