Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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