I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
