Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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