I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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