I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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