Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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