Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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