the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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