David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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