I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
