Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she looked like the before picture.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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