i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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