Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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