Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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