I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
That accounts for only three of the penises
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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