Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
