is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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