I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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